valenlikevalentine:

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You know how I know you’re not me? Because that pearl necklace isn’t made from the hot man chowder of one of the stars from Melrose Place. Now wipe that smug little face off your gigantic head before I tell you how badly Supercuts fucked up your bangs.

No you’re not.
I believe in equal rights for gays and masturbation. 

I didn’t know I was an uptight white bitch…..sorry, I meant witch.

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    I didn’t know I was an uptight white bitch…..sorry, I meant witch.

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    wouldn’t go around witch-bashing.

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    she’s not me. she’s never masturbated.

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    The only, the ONLY fucking thing we have in common is a vagina.

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